I nthe quest for the Kia-Ora advert of 1984, I came across this site: http://www.tv-ark.org.uk/ It’s got Bod, Grange Hill (without the sausage on a fork), Mr. f*cking Benn, Bird’s Eye Adverts, Cadbury’s Oral Sex, and christ on a stick, they’ve even got the Pete Murphy Maxell advert. And the Escheresque McEwan’s one too. Phenomenal. […]

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