Mysteries of the Deep

If anyone knows how to sail across the Atlantic for free, please let me know.

Due to an obsession with not carrying any unneccesary weight over big hills, I have not bought my mobile phone charger on my extended excursion in Scotland. Instead I have been relying on the kindness of strangers, and the fact that 40% of the world’s mobile phones are made by the same company as mine

Ben Nevis is a big hill in Scotland. Scotland isn’t exactly a country, but is part of the United Kingdom. The Romans couldn’t really be arsed with Scotland when they showed up in Britain – they figured it wasn’t worth the bother, and hung out further south in places like England. I am English. When