She came home at 3am, smelling of cigarettes, cheap beer and urine. She tried to get undressed quietly, as if to sneak into bed. Her judgement and sense of hearing had been dulled by the beer. She was oblivious to the fact that she sounded like an alligator wrestler in mid-fight as she struggled out […]
The scene in many Austin bedrooms Read More »
In lieu of having anything useful to add, when someone expresses an opinion or tells you something, it is perfectly acceptable to reply with a stock meaningless phrase: Example 1: John: I think Ralph Nader should be killed and made a saint. Bubba: Y’know? — I have nothing to contribute Example 2: George: Def Con
Talking like a septic – lesson three Read More »
Jackass star and professional skateboarder, Jason Acuna, was spotted at the first Texas Rollergirls event of the season yesterday. By me.
