Mysteries of the Deep

If you need to phone me and apologise for not sending me photos of your wives in time for my departure to Radio Silence, please use the following number until Tuesday: + 662 252 0911-6. Room 304. But please refrain from using Interhooka to send me any room service. Unless you really want to and […]

Best Start of An Email: “Jesus Garreth,” No-ones called me that in ages.

Proposed to someone via SMS last night. First time for everything. That whole eating is cheating thing is nonsense over here. Eating is survival. That whiskey stuff is killer. But she said yes, so that’s okay. Favourite Lyric of the day: Swans – From God Damn the Sun. When when we were young we had