Mysteries of the Deep

That is the title of a book I once hoped to live my life by. The theme of the book is that you should learn from the experiences of a high flyer, bypassing the mistakes of the uncogniscenti. Each page holds a large-fonted explanation of something vital to your success in ‘business’ or just ‘office […]

Has anyone ever noticed that lager doesn’t actually taste very nice? I had a few pints of Stella, and it wasn’t very nice. When people first try lager as a kid, they think, “Hmm, that’s foul, but all the bigger boys drink it, so I must persevere.” It’s still rank, little boys. And Becks is

I worked with a bloke called Scott. He is very good at eating things. At lunchtimes, which were in a container handling port in Oakland, we would watch him eat enormous burritos from the greasy Mexican Roach coach outside (with fries of course). He was a monster. Turns out he writes about it too….