Mysteries of the Deep

Some gimp out of a pop-band wants to be an astronaut and fly into space. His backers were supposed to stump up something towards the 20 squillion lira it costs to train the gimp. Here’s the thing though. Proper astronauts, people that go into space because they always wanted to be an astronaut, please mum, […]

Breakfast – a bacon and edge sandwich from a Thai cafe, from a Thai bloke called Jeff. Lunch – a foetid old man’s smelling of wee pub. With ‘authentic’ Thai food, and a curious barmaid who is neither Thai nor English, and seems to struggle with communication to staff and customers alike. Dinner – perhaps

Someone sent me a link to the funniest joke in the world. Didn’t exaclty make me laugh. Oh, yeah, “A man laughing his head off.”