Mysteries of the Deep

I used to drink root-beer at McDonalds. It tastes like TCP. It’s good for hangovers, maybe because it tastes so bad it must be healthy. Maybe because it’s packed with sugar. (Do teeth dissolve in coke? – too much time on someone’s hands) Now I drink Dr Pepper, which apparently doesn’t have anti-freeze in it.

Look around Londoners, the evidence is in front of your very eyes. Everyone I’ve seen in London today has got bleary eyes, and is yawning. The attack was possibly perpetrated last night. It involved making super loud high frequency noises, only perceptable to the sleeping. These super-noises can waken the sleeping, leaving them without a