Kinder Bueno. Lick my ripples indeed. Nasty, nasty, nasty. Don’t do it kids, drink petrol rather than eat one of these over-priced, individually wrapped fingers of wishy washy sugar. Think of the money they spent advertising and there are only two choices: get a job in advertising, or buy a Star Bar instead. They never […]
“Kick me,” he said, not moving, and purposely left his ribs exposed, below the large red gloves on his motionless fists. I aimed a slow kick at the target, stopping just short of his abdomen. “No, kick me!” I had another go, and again he remained stock still. I landed the side of my feet
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Acclaim are going to release a game with strippers and pimps – ‘Keeping it dirty’. I hope you get to toast people like in Grand Theft Auto III. Incidentally, I’m surprised that some crazy fundamentalist american didn’t try to get someone to take the cop-killling and fireman-roasting parts out of Grand Theft Auto III in
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