Mysteries of the Deep

I haven’t had any booze for 16 days. Last night I dreamt about having a sneaky can of super-strength cider down my neck. No hallucinations of note as yet.

Uxbridge Road, scene of mediocre football violence, chip-shop violence, and now pedestrian rage. A mild mannered Saturday outing to eat Portuguese chicken led to an ugly situation where cars were overturned and seven people were hospitalised. The prosecution claim that it all started when the pedestrian turned ‘anti-profanity vigilante’ bought Grand Theft Auto 3 –

The welcoming facade of one Hammersmith kickboxing club hides a curious secret. New members are received warmly into the club, and allowed to spar with the instructors. The instructors are not only involved in tuition and sparring, but are almost certainly in league with the equipment shops which provide official merchandise. Nothing new in that