I saw the news today, and none of you have murdered UB40. I’m going to ask for a refund on my latest book purchases – “Neuro Linguistic Programming for Beginners“,and “NLP for Evil Psychotics” Tired of standing in custard?
Uncle Nobby, the small rodent fancier Read More »
Top lines that a Gambian bumster might use to weave an exciting sales pitch from: Welcum to de Gambia, yu ar welcum in owah cuntree Weyah is yuah wife? Later we can meet some nice girl. Not like de naughty girl. De naughty girl have many diseases and maggots – she is prostitute from Nigeria.
Got up in de mornin Wantin some breakfast Ended up drinking lager all day on a small motor boat that our gap-toothed captain had to hotwire to ellicit movement. After a few casts on our sports fishing mission, we managed to snag a large fish. Despite my childlike wonder at this new sport, I did
I am most ill when I’m rhyming and stealin Read More »
