I was looking for a piece of wire to allow me to break into a house the other day. It was a simple scam – the letter box was deep enough to get your hand into, and the Yale lock was old and shaky. A nudge on the inside door handle would gain me entry […]
What a great idea – instead of having a conventional urinal, make one out of a mirror in the hall of mirrors. Then, when people (gents) use the gents, they’ll have minutes of fun playing with their pink oboes, which will be distorted and turned into pink bassoons, or pink tubas. When leaving the bar,
If anyone has an MP3 of Johnny Cash singing ‘Personal Jesus’ please let me know. I figure he’s probably comfortably off financially, and the less money he has the more gritty and real his songs will be.
