Open to everyone with the weird-ass plugin that this movie needs. What is this blushing bride doing a charade of? Oh you might need to turn your computer on its side to figure it out. Answers on a postcard to the usual address for a surprise prize. Any tips on how to get the movie […]
Top tips for going to reunions with people you use to live on a tropical island with: have a few drinks before leaving the house. Cider if possible get there early go to a tanning salon to make it look like you’ve not been mostly decomposing in dank, dark London Turn up at the venue
What happens at transvestite weddings? Who wears what – do people try to upstage the bride and turn up in purple satin wedding dresses? At least in a goth wedding, all the wedding dresses would be black or white. Top tip – don’t innocently look up “transvestite wedding photos” if you work in an open
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