Mysteries of the Deep

“It’s only at times like these that I find myself saying, ‘Can I borrow your automatic eye pencil?’”, said !Bob as we put the finishing touches to our pirate costumes. Bean gave me a headscarf, and I cunningly drew on an eye-patch in black eyeliner. When I closed my left eye, my costume was complete. […]

Dazed after a weekend of sun, rum and fun, I went to the boxing gym. I was non too alert, but Bruce is always telling me not to think when I’m training. “Don’t think!” It’s a motto I have been toying with and applying to many different situations lately. So, I was in a strong

Never, never, never forget the power of drinking and shouting in the sun to make you feel better. Dressing up as a pirate and combining these activities from within a bunch of canoes is probably the most fun way of doing this without fruit and a baseball bat.