A friend of mine has tasked me with a few specifics. I think it’s an attempt to promote interspecies breeding or something. I have failed at the first objective – kissing an Orang Utan, but Joe has taken it upon himself to fraternise with elephants in Bangkok, without any prompting. You know that skinhead at […]
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All I wanted from Ko Samui was a bit of colonic irrigation. But between eating Chile Con Carne and greasy English breakfasts, I don’t seem to have found time. Though I think I may need it more now. Maybe I can just get it done in Bangkok – everything has a price there.
Someone died at the Full Moon Party in Ko Phagnan a few nights ago. One out of twelve thousand isn’t so bad, especially considering how utterly hammocked most of the revellers are.
