Middle Austin

…has not entirely passed me by. For the next 6 days and 22 hours they are auctioning my beard for me. If only that pesky Akira bloke hadn’t made a film called Red Beard, all the real beard collectors would find it far easier to locate.

Sick as I am, and try as hard as I can to rest and do nothing, my scheduling gland has taken over. My immune system has until Thursday to declare a decisive victory. If anyone (preferably someone capable of playing a female role) wants a part in the Amish Militia short and is available at