Roger me with a ralgexed rhino, Tokyo is bonkers. All the usual superlatives apply: like someone drove a pitchfork into your spine and then started pouring tabasco onto your sight nerve endings, while taking a moulinex blender to your sound nerve endings. And its not all flashy lights and high pitched pleading voices like the […]
Which Beijing Hotel?
Top Tip: Never agree to meet new friends at the Beijing Hotel Lobby. They are sure to take your absence as a snub and think the worst. There are at least three Beijing Hotels, each with a lobby, each filled with forlorn looking people who have been stood up. Best sword fight of the day:
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The Slippery is Crafty – Drink Photo Not To Scale
To Take Notice of Warning – The Slippery is Crafty– sign outside shopping centre Forget the Arafat siege, Beijing is at war. Conflict is everywhere. An army of cranes have invaded the city, and are battling against the flatness of the place. The sun is fighting the smog to try to fry the people of
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