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Of course, having chained up my bike in front of the CCTV, and having gone to mash some heads in a martial art class, I was totally unprepared to be mugged. I walked outside the sports centre. I was alone, still feeling high from adrenaline, ahead of all of my fellow hardpeople. I looked at