When I was lickle, I had a book for collecting autographs. It wasn’t my idea. Neither was collecting the autograph of Harvey Smith, a celebrated show jumping man in a red blazer. Heck, show jumping is pants. Harvey Smith was good at something pants, big deal. And he can sign his own name on demand. […]
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Sometimes, your mobile phone is so bad that you want to leave the country. Not in the kind of “I’m ashamed of my mobile phone because it’s three months out of date” vanity mobile phone usage, but in a “It works so unreliably that it is ruining my social life” way. But sometimes vanity phone
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As democratically elected president of the “Invade France Now!†party, it seems that minor changes must be made to party policy. Now, cynics amongst you may heckle and hackle, saying that this great party always revises its policies after being chosen to represent you all, and never keeps the promises upon which these elections are
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