As Japan would say: Just when I think I’m winning When I’ve broken every door The ghosts of my life Blow wilder then before Experts claim that smells remind you of things – that the sense of smell is the most important for mammals. This is easily verified in the modern home with its wall-to-wall […]
Top tip – avoid buying jelly babies from tube station sweetie machines. The packets are small, and the jelly babies are from some pygmy tribe, and hence smaller than usual. On second thoughts, just avoid the tube altogether.
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Egads. There really are diet patches, like a giving-up-fags-patch. “No ephedrine”. I wasn’t serious when I suggested there were.
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