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Bring your beards and red suits, get those tickets to New York booked for December, and meet me for the 2003 santacon.

Anyone who tells you that playing the Getaway isn’t a chore is wrong. Who wants to sneak about without being seen? No-one. Who wants slow cars, and traffic on narrow streets? What you want is escapism, not realism. It’d be like setting up a nightclub, and then getting people to do domestic chores in it.

What a truly great idea: a shirt with magnets for buttons. Easy to get in and out of, with no zips, poppers or buttons to fiddle with in emergency robing or disrobing situations. This is what I thought when I got my first shirt with magnetic buttons. My belly played peekaboo with the world, as