but I am being tempted, during Lent, by the devil in a dark blue can. You know how it is when you wake up at 5:30, can’t sleep and make the mistake of going to work. To spice things up, and work through your hangover, you decide to use your mouse left-handed. You mis-spell something […]
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Last five days to get your entries in for the much covetted SMS of March award.Current favourites: THE POPE DID NOT PLAY FOOTBALL FOR POLAND. THOUGH HE WAS A GOALKEEPER FOR AN AMATEUR JEWISH TEAM IN HIS YOUTH Are you up and looking for fun? just had a failed date and want to have fun.
This reporter likes to thing that he’s been around the chemical block a few times. Possibly stopping at the crack-house, shooting-gallery, and club toilets on the way. Or maybe just at the chemical block on the side of the urinal. But chocolate covered coffee beans, they blew me away. Dry mouth, inability to talk properly,
