A man walks past murdering a cheap cigar. A waiter empties the airport cafe ashtrays of filthy dead Gitanes butts. The tannoy chimes and a woman`s voice announces in two languages that smoking is forbidden anywhere in the airport by law. I suppress the gag of a non smoker in a cloud of death, and […]
The instructors double-teamed our boarding class for week three. Twelve of us were hounded and harried through deep snow and rocky gullies by the galvanic Sandrine and the enigmatic Vincent. Vincent was defined by his ski-slope nose, and the hispid mucous icicles that hang below it. Sandrine was the bouncy cheerleader of the group, and
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The Sherpa supermarket is the best place to pick up some two and a half Euro shampain – Sire de Beaupre. Not strictly from the champagne region, but it does fire the plastic cork out at an obscene rate of knots due to the low atmospheric pressure here – some 2.3km above the level where
