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Come the glorious day of the revolution, AT&T will be first against the wall

Austin Good, AT&T Bad Austin is great. If you don’t have access to the internet, simply drive into any suburb with a laptop with a wireless network card. Within the space of three blocks, you will always find someone who has left a linksys wireless access point running for you to use for free. While […]

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Mental note – must reproduce and name my firstborn Randy Malibu Sr. III

Randy is a cliche in a sweatshirt. He is my new best friend, and coincidentally a lead fitness consultant. I go to Gold’s Gym on a free five day pass issued to me by Randy. Randy Ruiz. From his family name and general demeanour, I assume his Mexican father inseminated a Texan cow, and after

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