I cross-posted my beard sale to a few craigslists the other day. I got this email just now:
Hi,
…
I’m sorry to say that I won’t buy your beard
…
Also, I wanted to give you some advice – take it or
leave it…cut off the beard now! And while you’re at
it, give yourself a haircut with a good hairdresser!
If you combine this radical move with your excellent
sense of humor, getting away from the computers, and
more smiling, you’ll meet a girl (room mate or not)
soon! It’s not about having luck, it’s about liking
yourself and your life and being an exuberant person –
that’s what women find attractive. Being well-groomed
doesn’t hurt either. Good luck, and I do hope someone
does buy your beard!
Rigby
What a star.