“We’re Sorry!
Due to National Security concerns, we are unable to tell you if your Internet surfing habits, passwords and email content are being monitored by federal agents.
Please Act Accordingly.”
Well, fair enough. I’m using a computer in a public library, and the subversive terrorist-aiding librarians have been kind enough to put up a notice with a big nod and a wink written between the lines. Can’t trust them librarian types – always abetting insurgent activity.
I wouldn’t mind so much, but the federal fuggers are clearly too lazy to check hotmail or gmail email content – hotmail mysteriously times out during login – after you have submitted your password, natch. Gmail refuses to load.
And just because I’m paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not after me. Hence the name changes and shifting from country to country, state to state.
They’ll never take me alive.