Living your life through lyrics is not as easy as it sounds. Saturday I’ll go with “K”, and Monday will become “HEB apple juice”. I’m not sure whether to call Friday – “Blackthorn” or “Smirnoff”. And what if I want to drink HEB apple juice on a Friday?
I think the answer would be to drink certain things only on certain days. That means narrowing it down to seven drinks or less. How am I going to fit Stella Artois into that? I haven’t had a Stella in seven months, but I can’t imagine never having a Stella again. That might mean I have to sacrifice fluids on one day of the week, to effectively reserve the right to drink Stella on that day in the future.
It’s hard work being wanted dead or alive.
If you tell the day by the bottle that you drink, as in days of the calendar year, that really opens up some variety. Day of the month seems more practical.
I’ve tried many different bottles and I’m really no closer to knowing what day it is. I tried everything. Gatorade, Vanilla Extract… Nothing seems to help and I end up having to look at a calendar.
A bottle of Cholula on a Monday is a good start.