I finally prized the jesus fish from the back of my car, as I set off to go camp with the freaks and hippies on Friday. As I headed south on I35 in the rush hour traffic, my baby got sick. In fact the whole family got sick. My car decided to overheat intermittently, the iPod started to skip, and my phone decided it wouldn’t recognise its SIM card. Something was trying to stop me from getting to the Recreation Plantation. Something even more sinister than the sheer remoteness of the place and the threat of thunder. Did I make it? Did my car engine seize at the side of a road leaving me stranded with hicks and banjos? All this and more in the next spectacular episode of…