I need stuff. Or at least I want stuff. Like a car or a truck or a bike. So I look in the classifieds. My favourite ad today reads like this:
“Blood covered 1992 cougar
1992 mercury cougar, purple and white.137000 miles.little front end damage from running over 2 senior citzions.Most of the blood and stuff is still there.5000$ with blood,7000$ without it. The only problem is the car aim’s for the elderly now so there will probally be more body parts on it somewhere. If you want a car that scares the hell out of little old men and woman this is it. I am willing to trade for a big truck,I want to run over younger people so I need a bigger motor…more speed more victims!”
I hope a cougar is a car, and not just an animal.