You’re seriously going to automatically email me to ask for business every time I market someone’s home in West Austin? I love form emails. Really. Don’t get enough of them. Can’t wait to read them. I’m very likely to call you up right away and ask to send you money. Please.
I have a vacant home for sale. You have a bunch of homeless people with nice furniture and you want to get them a place to stay for free. Our home then has that “lived in” feel. Which according to your form letter makes it more likely to sell???
I think your idea is genius. How come you never get in touch when I have a vacant home in East Austin for sale?
So now I am stooping to your level. Every time you send me an automatically generated email, I’m going to send you a personalized email asking if you know anybody who wants to buy or sell a home. And I’m going to follow up every week until you either stop sending me automatically generated emails, die, or go away.
Actually, if you die, will the emails stop coming, or will they never cease?
Why don’t I just ignore you? Because there’s no unsubscribe button on the bottom of your email. Which makes it worse than spam in my opinion. And because I’m tired of pretending not to be a hater. Asshat.