2004

Fredrich Nietzsche never snowboarded. If it doesn’t kill me, it makes me less likely to be able to walk next year. For pity’s sake, did Nietzsche not understand atrophy and distrophy?

My boarding buddy is a reptile. His mediterranian mother admitted that he is never happy below 30 degrees centigrade. Our handy thermometer on the balcony advises us that it would have to be eleven degree hotter for water to melt outside. What do reptiles do when it’s cold? They seem to eat a good deal

“Snow board instruction is a business. So perhaps the instructors know the secret of snow boarding , but they don’t tell you. They want to keep you turning up for lessons, always chasing the elusive secret.” “No, I reckon the instructors don’t know themselves how they do it. They just look at people and can’t