How to talk like a Septic part four
Replace the adjective ‘big’ with ‘big ass’, as in: “Look at that big ass country we haven’t invaded yet.” “That chick’s got a big ass ass.”
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2004
Lost turbo found alive and well and living in da hood
A few months ago, I had the dubious pleasure of picking up a car for a film production I was helping with. I was excited as I set off for the garage in my Saab. My Saab was jealous, and decided to eject one of its wing mirrors as we approached the garage, and I
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Back of the F.P.
I have almost moved out of my old house in Austin. For ten weeks, I have studiously ignored the enormous sign in the neighbouring church which advertises the local Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. I made it. Ten weeks wet. Ten weeks off the wagon. Ten weeks without a meeting. Do I get a sticker or something?