September 2002

Singapore saw a haircut transform me from Shaggy into ScrappyDoo. In the last week, friends have been trying to settle on exactly who I look like these days. If you’re going to play this guessing game, please make the effort to be original – these celebrities have all been suggested before: Steve Davis Michael Portillo […]

Terrorists have stolen the colour from yahoo.

It costs a few quid an hour to go to a naff internet cafe in a groovy town like Loughborough. Naff because they expect you to be able to predict how long you want to use the internet for ahead of time, and pay one and a half quid for every half hour you predict