Its very easy renting badly maintained dirt bikes here. In fact, its pretty hard not to. Every second dwelling advertises bikes for rent, jeeps for rent – Thai massage. And probably they’d rent you an idea of a complete slack, beach-bum existence, let you hold it in your head for a few months, and then […]
HA! Fresh from the f*ckers in Spain changing the date of La Tomatina last year, so that I couldn’t get to throw tomatoes at Spanish people (actually the secret weapon was half-spanish Ramon – who can throw stuff amazingly hard, but was working for our team), they’ve changed the date of the Full Moon Party
In KL, our taxi driver offered us Russian girls. They were, at about 60quid, far more expensive than the Asian girls he could send round, on a kind of sale or return basis – he wanted to send to our hotel 4 girls from which we would be able to select some if we liked,
