That would be way too obvious.
Instead, here’s an excerpt from my favourite email of the day so far, from Brady:
i Had to leave in such a hury on Monday to catch my
plane that I left a couple of things
Specifically the plastic bag that had all my butt
plugs and slingshot in it.
The best thing was that I could hear from my tent several days ago that Brady really was launching butt plugs at KC’s Big Top Rest Stop.