Delayed improbable gratification

3 hours 14 minutes until I find out if the cop car is mine.

Can I just say that I really hate eBay auctions. Especially if I’m sitting in front of my computer all day trying to get something done, and end up refreshing the page with the thing I’m bidding on every two minutes. I want to buy it, and I want it cheap, and I want it now. This ‘auction’ concept is irreconcilable
with my need for instant consumer gratification. I deserve it at a reduced price. Give it to me.

Maybe I have a shopping problem. I’m jonesing for Home Depot right now.

3 hours 11 minutes.

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