1. Violated my own personal meme-ban in a hypocritical act of self-promotion
2. Bought crack in Soho, London
3. Been hospitalised after a knife fight
4. Married the most beautiful woman in the world
5. Posed in my skimpies on Mercury
6. Had lunch with Queen Liz II
7. Kidnapped two people in Morocco
8. Fought in Vietnam
9. Crossed the Sahara on a motorbike
10. Peed myself at Cub Scouts
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11. Been jailed in Indonesia
12. Passed a cop car doing an alleged 154mph on a CBR929RR
13. Completed a St. Ivel with three nuns in Mighty Mighty Loughborough
14. Lied to a judge
15. Changed my appearance, put on a bad disguise and fled from a brothel in Togo after a bad heroine experience
I’ve done some of the things on the list.