“Ron, you spell my name wrong. In my country, ‘Selsa’ means masturbation. Call me John, it’s less risky.” – Selso
“Go and have a cup of coffee, and come back in half an hour.” – bouncer at G.A.Y on Thursday night
“Why can’t we come in now?” – Ramon
“It’s his eyes.” – bouncer at G.A.Y gesturing at Ron
“F*ck me, not Iraq.” – Anti-war protester banner
“Which side are you marching for?” – Mr. Malibu senior on discovering Ron was going to a march about an impending war
“Do you have to go? Why don’t you stay and tidy your room?” – Raz’s mother on hearing her 31 year old son was going to a march about an impending war
“Pint of beer. Any beer.” – Selso before his kickboxing exam
“Does he change his underpants?” – Mrs. Malibu senior on hearing her son was sharing a flat with a french man
“That’s got to be worth fifty pence.” – understanding boyfriend of girl who had just kissed Ron after Ron had asked her for fifty pence
“Sleep with bearded folk.” – Anti-war protester banner