Nice weather for lame ducks – only losers take the bus

Like to live vicariously? On the edge? Tired of waiting at bus stops in the rain? I know I was until I discovered playing bus stop chicken. The rules are simple, and whatever happens, everyone is a winner. If you approach a bus stop manned with people, and you don’t fancy hanging about, getting cold in London, try walking to the next bus stop. If you hear a bus approaching, don’t run to either stop, but stay in the inter-stop no-man’s land. Keep walking, ignoring the bus loading with wet passengers, and the small children watching through wiped curves in the steamy windows. When the bus departs towards the next stop, turn and make eye-contact with the driver. Try to maintain a firm but friendly glare, and raise one finger slightly to indicate that you wish to board the bus. See if the bus stops, but whatever you do, don’t run, or look too needy.

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