Here comes sickness, walking down my street

Things to do when you’re sick:

  • Stay at home
  • Get someone to buy you a Playstation 2 and bring it round
  • Watch movies by foreign directors
  • See how much water you can drink in a day
  • Make furniture out of pieces of wood you find around the house – especially if generations of tennants have used your loft as urban landfill
  • Invite Craig David round
  • Eat gingerbread men
  • Pee about 20 times a day

I managed ten pints of water and two cups of tea on Saturday.

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