Things to do when you’re sick:
- Stay at home
- Get someone to buy you a Playstation 2 and bring it round
- Watch movies by foreign directors
- See how much water you can drink in a day
- Make furniture out of pieces of wood you find around the house – especially if generations of tennants have used your loft as urban landfill
- Invite Craig David round
- Eat gingerbread men
- Pee about 20 times a day
I managed ten pints of water and two cups of tea on Saturday.