5 year plan? Palau Balaks to that. I reckon I’ve got my 15 year plan sorted out, but the durations are a little flexible:
years 1-5 – alcoholism. Perhaps marry a handful of wives in Thailand, and let them take me for all I have.
years 6-7 – religion. Pretty radical, full blown, whiter than the driven snow conversion to mainline religion.
years 8-9 – involvement in less mainstream, or perhaps even cult religion, followed by fall from grace, possibly running from law.
years 10-15 – oscilllating between rehab and drug abuse of biblical proportions.
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